Saturday, March 30, 2002 - Posted by Cory Hutchinson at 2:28 PM     [submit news]

Daily Prophet readers, Minister of Magic Fudge has started his Easter Holiday with a big bang. Last night Nathaniel McGrugdelu, a Department of Mysteries wizard, was arrested for treason. McGrugdelu was caught given highly sensitive secrets to a Death Eater. Unfortunately the Death Eater escaped before capture. McGrudgelu has been wiht the Department of Mysteries for fifteen years. He told Ministry officials that he has been giving Lord Voldemort ever since his reign of terror began fifteen years ago. McGrudgelu will go on trial next week. That is all that I have been able to gather from my sources at the Ministry of Magic at this time. I will let you know if there are any developements.

There is an opening at the Daily Prophet, in the Magizoology Section. If you are interested please email me at Pheonixfire0416@aol.com for the requirements on your resume.

Cory Potter


Friday, March 15, 2002 - Posted by Cory Hutchinson at 7:08 AM     [submit news]

Daily Prophet readers, yesterday I had the luck to interview Headmaster of Hogwarts. School of Witchcraft and Wizardry, defeater of Grindelwald, discover of the twelve uses of dragon's blood, partner of the Nicolas Flamel, Order of Merlin, First Class, Grand Sorc., Chf. Warlock, Supreme Mugwump, International Confed. of Wizards, Albus Dumbledore. Here is the transcript of that interview:

(Potter) Good morning Headmaster Dumbledore, how are you this morning?
(Dumbledore) Mr. Potter, please call me Albus. I'm doing fine, how are you?
(Potter) Albus, call me Cory. Now Albus, what is it like having Harry potter at your school?
(Dumbledore) Well, it is normal, Harry Potter is just a normal young wizard.
(Potter) Albus all of the things that have happened at Hogwarts since Harry came are quite amazing. Like the attempted taking of the Sorcerer's Stone, teh opening and discovery of the Chamber of Secrets, the discovery of Sirius Black on school grounds, the Massacre of the Triwizard Tournament, the murder of Cedric Diggory, Barty Crouch Sr., the murder of Barty Crouch Jr., and the alleged apearence of Death Eaters and He-Who-Must-No-Be-Named.
(Dumbledore) First of all, the "alleged" appearence of Voldemort was a real appearence, why would Harry lie about it?!
(Potter) I'm sorry sir, I'm just going by what I have gathered.
(Owl flys through window, hands Doumbledore letter)
(Dumbledore) I'm sorry, but I must leave, there is some business that I msut take care of at school, the applicant for the Defense Agaist the Dark Arts teacher will be has just arrived.

There you have it, the interview between me and Albus Dumbledore.